LOVE JOKE:

FALLING IN LOVE: What happens when you fall in love with:A chef? (You get buttered up.)A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)A gambler? (He cheats on you.)A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)A trashman? (He dumps you.)A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)An artist? (He gives you the brush.)A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)