LANDLORD JOKE:

LANDLORD LETTER: Excerpts from Letters Sent to Landlords1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until itis cleared.2. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the mannext door.3. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?4. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from thewall.5. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.6. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.7. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.8. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and wouldlike a third, so will you please send someone to do something aboutit.9. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funnycolor and not fit to drink.10. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife gother toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.