FATHER'S JOKE

DO YOU KNOW MY FATHER? Teacher: Bob, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?Bob: $10.Teacher: You don't know maths.Bob: You don't know my father! FATHERS'S DAY JOKE: Letters between a son and a father.Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.Love,Your $onThe Reply:Dear Son,I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.Dad